初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話08：孩子的視角（中英）
8.Kid's Perspective
孩子的視角
On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today'?"
在上學第一天回家的路上，父親問兒子，“你今天在學校做了什么？”
The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".
小男孩聳聳肩說:“沒什么。”
Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"
為了把兒了引到談話中來，父親繼續著話題，說道:“那么，你學習了任何數字、字母或者也許什么特定的顏色嗎7”
The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"
困惑的孩子看著父親說:“爸爸，難道你是一個小男孩的時候沒有上過學嗎?”
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