初學(xué)者愛(ài)上英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)05：孩子的祈禱（中英）
5.Children's Prayer
孩子的祈禱
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy."
兩個(gè)小男孩在祖父母家過(guò)夜。睡覺(jué)的時(shí)候，兩個(gè)小男孩跪在床邊開(kāi)始祈禱，這時(shí)小一些的孩子扯開(kāi)嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車(chē)。我祈求有一個(gè)新玩具。”
His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
他的哥哥靠過(guò)來(lái)，用肘輕碰他說(shuō)：“你為什么這么大聲喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子。”
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
弟弟回答說(shuō)：“是的，但是奶奶聽(tīng)不到呀！”
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