那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事117：父親的親筆簽名
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Father's John Hancock
父親的親筆簽名
Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examina, papers， have you?
老師：湯姆，你沒把你的考卷給你父母看，對嗎？
Tom：Yes,I have，sir.
湯姆：不，老師，我給他們看了。
Teacher: But I can't find your father's John Hancock on papers at all.
老師：可是我在上面根本沒找著你父親的親筆簽名啊。
Tom:Here,sir.(showing his whipped arms to the teacher.
湯姆：在這里，老師。（向老師展示手臂上的鞭傷）
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