那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事116：女士優(yōu)先

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lady first
女士優(yōu)先

a teacher asked her class: "is the sentence lthe ox and the cow are in the fields'correct?"
一位老師問班上的學(xué)生：“公牛和母牛在田里¨這個句子對嗎？”

most of the children said: "yes,it is all right！"
大多數(shù)學(xué)生回答說：“對，一點(diǎn)不錯。”and only one little boy said: "no, it is not correct. the lady must be mentioned first."
只有一個小男孩說：“不對，應(yīng)該先說女士。”

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