那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事116：女士優先
lady first a teacher asked her class: "is the sentence lthe ox and the cow are in the fields'correct?" most of the children said: "yes,it is all right！"
女士優先
一位老師問班上的學生：“公牛和母牛在田里¨這個句子對嗎？”
大多數學生回答說：“對，一點不錯。”and only one little boy said: "no, it is not correct. the lady must be mentioned first."
只有一個小男孩說：“不對，應該先說女士。”
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
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