每日一笑：(7.18)
Tommy's father rushed out of the bathroom waving his shaving brush.
"This thing's useless!" he complained. "I can't shave with it."
"That's funny," said Tommy. "It was fine this morning when I washed my bike with it."
今天早晨還好著呢。
湯米的爸爸揮動(dòng)著手里的修面刷從浴室里沖了出來。
“這個(gè)東西真是沒用。”他抱怨著，“根本不能修臉。”
“真有意思，”湯米說，“我今天早晨用它刷我的自行車時(shí)它還好好的呢。”
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