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　　　　　　　I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with I, Tommy.
Tommy: Yes, sir. I is...
Teacher: No, no, Tommy! Don't say "I is", you should say "I am".
Tommy: All right, sir. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 　

　　　　　　　　我是字母表中的第九個字母。　

老師：湯米，舉個以“I”開始的例子。
湯米：是，老師。 I is（I是）
老師：不，不，湯米。不要說“I is”，你應該說“I am”。
湯米：好的，老師。我是字母表中的第九個字母。

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