加菲貓補(bǔ)回錯(cuò)過(guò)的小睡-看漫畫(huà)學(xué)英語(yǔ)之加菲貓[2]--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
garfield:let's see.this year i've eaten 2,190 snacks and taken 1,822 naps .
加菲貓：讓我們看看，今年我已經(jīng)吃了2190個(gè)甜點(diǎn)了，睡了1822次小覺(jué)。
garfield:oh,no!according to my figures i missed a nap in april and two in july!
加菲貓：哦，不，根據(jù)我記的，我錯(cuò)過(guò)了四月份的一次小睡和七月份的兩次小睡。
jon:uh...garfield?
喬恩：額...加菲貓？
garfield:quiet man!i have some serious catching up to do!
加菲貓：請(qǐng)你安靜！我得把錯(cuò)過(guò)的覺(jué)補(bǔ)回來(lái)！
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