外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹41：場景 (中英)
Did you hear the one about the ethnic who came home and found his wife between the sheets with another man? Well，he pulls out a gun, saying,“ That’s enough! I’m going to put an end to this once and for all!” Then he puts the gun up to his head.
你有沒有聽說過有一個人，當他回到家后發現自己的妻子正和另一個男人在鬼混，他立刻拔出手槍喊到:“我受夠了!看來今天是要做一個了結了!”說完他將槍口對準自己的頭。
The unfaithful wife shouts, "Don’t do it! Don’t do it! Don’t kill yourself !” The enraged ethnic replies, "Shut up, bitch，because you're next!”
這時那個蕩婦喊到:“不，不要這樣，你可不能自殺呀!”那人聽了憤怒地吼道:“閉嘴，潑婦，下一個死的就是你!”
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