憎恨女孩
Hating Girls
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous78 face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen. “If I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I'll stop hating her first's.”
憎恨女孩
兩個男孩正在看電視，見到黛咪?摩爾令人難以置信的面孔和身段。“如果要我不再憎恨女孩，”一個對另一個說，“我想我會從她開始。”
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