每日一笑：The Absent-minded Professor(6.12)
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.
心不在焉的教授
心不在焉的教授：天哪！有人偷了我的錢包！
妻子：你難道沒感覺到一只手伸進你的口袋？
心不在焉的教授：感覺到了，可我還以為那是我的手呢。
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