外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹205：為什么選擇學(xué)醫(yī)(中英)
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumbertype things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
一個(gè)醫(yī)生家的水管子裂了，他叫來(lái)了一個(gè)管鉗工人。工人到后，打開(kāi)工具箱，在管子上弄了幾下，別人也搞不清他都做了些什么，然后，就遞給了醫(yī)生一張600美元的帳單。
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!" The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor.”
醫(yī)生問(wèn):“太可笑了，我做醫(yī)生也沒(méi)掙這么多錢啊!”管鉗工人等著拿錢時(shí)，禮貌地說(shuō):“我當(dāng)醫(yī)生的時(shí)候，也沒(méi)想到會(huì)這樣。”
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