外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹205：為什么選擇學醫(中英)

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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumbertype things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

一個醫生家的水管子裂了，他叫來了一個管鉗工人。工人到后，打開工具箱，在管子上弄了幾下，別人也搞不清他都做了些什么，然后，就遞給了醫生一張600美元的帳單。

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!" The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor.”

醫生問:“太可笑了，我做醫生也沒掙這么多錢啊!”管鉗工人等著拿錢時，禮貌地說:“我當醫生的時候，也沒想到會這樣。”

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