幽默小段 a modern girl

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A modern girl went to the theatre with a vest and a pair of slippers. The ticket-examiner turned her away very politely:" Miss, NO ADMISSION WITH SLIPPERS." " Really?" the girl took off the slippers and carried them in her hands, " Then I will go in barefootedly." " Oh, my god!" the ticket-examiner cried out, " Fortunately, I have not told her NO ADMISSION WITH A VEST."

一個(gè)穿著背心和拖鞋的時(shí)髦女孩去劇院看演出。檢票員非常禮貌地把她叫住說(shuō)：” 小姐，穿拖鞋是不能進(jìn)去的。“ “真的？“ 于是女孩脫下拖鞋用手拿著，“那么我將光著腳進(jìn)去。“噢，我的天！“檢票員大聲喊道," 幸運(yùn)地是我沒(méi)有告訴她穿背心不能進(jìn)入。"

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