然后他開(kāi)始拼命的劃船
Three men were sitting on a bench in the park.
The middle one was reading a newspaper, and the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. “Oh, yes, they're my friends!” “In that case,” the police officer warned him, “you had better get them out of here.”
“Yes, Sir!” the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
三個(gè)男人坐在公園的長(zhǎng)凳上。中間的一個(gè)在讀報(bào)紙，另外兩位則假裝在釣魚(yú)。他們用假想的魚(yú)鉤，釣線，釣進(jìn)他們的魚(yú)。一個(gè)路過(guò)的警察駐足觀察了這個(gè)景象，問(wèn)中間的那個(gè)男子是否認(rèn)識(shí)其他兩個(gè)。“哦，是的，他們是我的朋友！“那樣的話，”警察警告他，“你最好把他們從這里弄走。”“是的，先生！那人回答說(shuō)，然后他開(kāi)始拼命的劃船。
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