她沒有零錢作酬金。
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
一個女人在匆忙中圣誕購物丟了手提包。這是一個誠實的小男孩發現并歸還給她。看著她的錢包，她說道，“嗯…那是有趣的。我丟失錢包的時候，里面有一張20美元的賬單上。現在有二十張1美元的鈔票。”小男孩立刻回答道，“是的，夫人。上次我找到了一位女士的錢包，她沒有零錢作酬金。”
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