母雞的腿 雙語笑話
Hen's Legs
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their
eggs into pieces when laying?
母雞的腿
兒子：為什么母雞的腿這么短呢？
父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了？
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