Today is the last day
Today is the last day
A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy.
“What's the problem？” Asked the bartender. “You look so sad.”
“My wife and I had a fight. She told me she wasn't going to talk to me for 30 days.”
“That should make you happy！” said the bartender.
“It did,” said the man. “But that was 29 days ago. Today is the last day.”
今天是最后一天
一個男人坐在酒吧旁慢慢地喝著啤酒，顯得十分憂郁。
“您有什么事兒嗎？” 酒吧招待問道。“您看上去這么沮喪。”
“我和妻子吵了架。她說她將30天不跟我說話。”
“那你應該感到高興才是啊。”
“我確實覺得高興，，”男人回答，“可那是29天前的事了，今天是最后一天。”
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