交卷
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
一所地方性大學正進行生物學導論的期末考試。跟很多這類新生課程一樣，這是專門用來篩選新生的，這班上有500多學生！
考試用時兩小時，并提供考試冊。教授非常嚴格，在班上宣布，答卷只要沒在兩小時內及時交到他桌上，他就不收，而且考生就不及格。
考試進行了半個鐘頭，一位學生匆匆趕來，向教授要考試冊。
“要答完這份卷子，你可沒時間了。”教授一邊給學生發考試冊，一邊話中帶刺地斷言。
“不，我有時間。”學生說完，趕緊找了個座兒開始答題。
兩個鐘頭到了，教授收卷子，學生們填好姓名學號，交上去。全都交卷了，只有遲到的那學生還在接著寫。
又過一個鐘頭，最后的那位學生來到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌前備課。學生想把自己試卷放在那疊堆在那兒的考試冊上。
“你不用交了，我不會收的。時間過了。”
學生好像難以置信，而且火了。
“你知道我是誰嗎？”
“不知道，實話實說，我還真不知道。”教授語調中帶著譏諷的意味回答。
“你知道我是誰嗎？”學生提高嗓門又問了一遍。
“不知道，而且我不在意。”教授用不屑的語氣回答。
“那就好。”學生說著，飛快地抱起那堆答卷，把自己的塞到中間，然后走出了教室。
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