第51期雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)加練習(xí)題教練與他的隊(duì)員

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第51期雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)加練習(xí)題教練與他的隊(duì)員

　　I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled,"Number5, your time to bat, " Jeff Smith came to the plate to hit. When I called for "Number 7", Steve Heinz jumped up. Then I asked for "Number 1", and no one emerged from the dugout. Again I called for Number 1. Still no one.

　　As the umpire looked on, annoyed at this delay of the game, I shouted, "Who is Number 1?"

　　That's when the whole team yelled, "We are, Coach! We are!

Notes:

　　(1) coach n.教練

　　(2) baseball n.棒球

　　(3) bat v.（用棒）擊

　　(4) plate n.（棒球）本壘

　　(5) emerge v.出現(xiàn)

　　(6) dugout n.隱蔽壕

　　(7) umpire n.裁判員

Exercises:

請(qǐng)回答下列問(wèn)題：

　　① Why didn't the coach know the names of his players?

　　② How did the coach call the boys since he didn't know their names?

　　③ Who was number five?

　　④ Why did the coach get annoyed?

　　⑤ How did the players interpret "Number I"?

87.教練與他的隊(duì)員

　　我初到一小團(tuán)體棒球隊(duì)作教練，還不知道隊(duì)員的名字。在第一次比賽中，我按照每一名隊(duì)員球衣的號(hào)數(shù)來(lái)指揮。當(dāng)我大聲喊到：“5號(hào)，你該擊球了。”杰夫·史密斯到本壘擊球。當(dāng)我叫到“7號(hào)”時(shí)，史迪夫·漢斯就跳起來(lái)。然后我叫到“1號(hào)”，卻沒(méi)人從隱蔽壕里跳出來(lái)。我又叫了一遍1號(hào)。還是沒(méi)人跳出來(lái)。

　　因?yàn)椴门性谂杂^看，我很生氣這支球隊(duì)的懶散，大聲吼道：“誰(shuí)是1號(hào)（第一）？”

　　這時(shí)全體隊(duì)員大喊道；“是我們，教練！我們是！”

練習(xí)參考答案：

① Because he was the new coach.

　 ② He called each boy by the number on his uniform.

　　③ Jeff Smith.

　　④ Because no one responded to his call, and the umpire looked on.

　　⑤ The best team

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