雙語對照爆笑雷人語錄
my advantage is that i am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.
我的優(yōu)點是：我很帥；而我的缺點是：我?guī)浀貌幻黠@。
when i went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that i was handsome. but i denied it, and then they hit me and said i am hypocritical.
有一次我上街，一群女孩把我攔住，她們說我?guī)洝Ｎ也怀姓J(rèn)，她們就打我，還說我虛偽。
i am an angel, and the reason why i can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight.
我是天使，回不去天堂是因為體重的原因。
although you wear some cologne, i can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you.
雖然你身上噴了古龍水，但我還是能隱約聞到一股人渣味兒。
it does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
談錢不傷感情，但是談感情最傷錢。
the accountant said : "could you please come for your earnings later, because i have no change here?"
會計說：“你能晚點來領(lǐng)工資么，我這兒沒零錢。”
i curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags.
我詛咒你一輩子買方便面沒有調(diào)料包。
the most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned.
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