外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹296：好客(中英)

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The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple一pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest’s plate. The visitor smiled，put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? "In the rat一trap, sir,”replied the boy.

由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向他表示了歉意。這家的小男孩看到這種情形后悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說:“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。

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