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笑話習題簿11.10

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   A listener called the disc jockey on the air at our radio stationto ask about the upcoming lunar eclipse.
   "The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning," the DJ told her.
   "That late?" the listener snapped. "I don't know why they don't schedule these things earlier,so kids can enjoy them too!"
譯文:
   一個聽眾給我們電臺的DJ打電話咨詢即將到來的月蝕的事情。
   “凌晨一點半可以看到月蝕”,DJ告訴她。
   “那么晚?” 那位聽眾不滿地說,“我不知道他們為什么不把這些事情安排得早一點,這樣孩子們也能看了”。
NOTE:
1.disc jockey       音樂節目主持人
2.lunar eclipse     月蝕
3.snap             生氣地說
4.schedule          安排  
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題:
Why kids cannot enjoy the eclipse?   
練習參考答案:
The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning,that is too late.



                                         

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