趣味圖片英語笑話:Get with it 趕上時髦(雙語)
Why are you wearing sanitary pads?
你為什么戴著衛生巾?
Extra wings! I‘m optimising!
額外的翅膀!我優化了!
Get with it ,loser!
趕上時髦, 失敗者
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