英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)42
What soldiers?
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?
什么士兵？
妻子：親愛(ài)的！快看那些士兵，他們看經(jīng)過(guò)的那位漂亮女郎都看得發(fā)呆了。
丈夫：士兵？什么士兵？
2.
Five Hundred Times
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
五百遍
在中西部一個(gè)大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開(kāi)車(chē)闖紅燈被開(kāi)了罰單。女士向法官解釋?zhuān)且幻麑W(xué)校老師，請(qǐng)求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過(guò)一絲狡黠，說(shuō)道：“你是學(xué)校的老師，對(duì)嗎？女士，我馬上要實(shí)現(xiàn)今生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫(xiě)‘我開(kāi)車(chē)闖了紅燈’500遍。”
4.
Not too Bad
"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
"No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one."
不算太壞
“你的畫(huà)在美術(shù)展上有賣(mài)出去嗎？”
“沒(méi)有，但我還是受到了鼓勵(lì)，”他回答說(shuō)，“有人偷走了一幅。”
5.
When a Tiger comes
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
老虎來(lái)了
兩個(gè)男人正在穿過(guò)叢林，突然，一只老虎出現(xiàn)在遠(yuǎn)處，向他們沖來(lái)。
當(dāng)中的一個(gè)人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開(kāi)始穿上。另一個(gè)人驚奇地看著他說(shuō)，“你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過(guò)老虎嗎？”
他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過(guò)它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
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