英漢雙語笑話41
Churchill and Bernard Shaw
Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was
tall and lean. Both of them were humorists.
When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, "Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is a famine in our country." "Yes," said Bernard Shaw, "but they must think you are responsible for it."
丘吉爾和肖伯納
丘吉爾是二戰期間英國的首相，他是個又矮又胖的男人。肖伯納是著名作家，又高又瘦。他們倆都是幽默詼諧的人。
一次，他們在一個招待會上碰面了。丘吉爾微笑著對肖伯納說：“肖伯納先生，人們看到您，一定 為我們國家正在鬧饑荒。”“對，”肖伯納回答：“但他們一定認為這是您造成的。”
2.
Who's better satisfied?
Who's better satisfied? A
person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?
The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.
誰更滿足？
一個有六個孩子的人和一個有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足？為什么？
當然是有六個孩子的那個，因為有600萬美元那個還想要得更多。
3.
To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
讓座
小約翰告訴媽媽：“早上我和爸爸坐公車時，他讓我給一位女士讓座。”
“好，你做得對。”媽媽說。
“但是，媽媽，我那時正坐在爸爸的大腿上。”
4.
Saving Lives
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
救人
在圣路易斯的一所醫學院預科大學，學生必須修一門很難的物理課。一天，教授正在探討一個特別復雜的概念，一個學生粗魯地打斷他的話，問道：“為什么我們一定要學這種東西？”
“為了救人。”教授很快回答，繼續講課。幾分鐘后，那個學生再次大聲堅持：“那么物理怎么救人呢？”教授回答：“它通常可以把你這種笨蛋趕出醫學院。”
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