英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)43
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1.
I am a Busy Man
One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."
Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that the mischievous youngsters would make off with his boots if he left them on the ground, he tied them to his waist-band before he started the climb.
"We'll take care of your boots for you!" the children chorused.
"No, thank you!" was he reply. "I am a busy man. And as soon as I've got the eggs for you, I'll make my way home along the tree-tops."
我是個(gè)忙人
有一天，一群頑皮的孩子想捉弄他，便對(duì)他說(shuō)：“那樹(shù)上有鳥(niǎo)蛋，請(qǐng)你替我們拿下來(lái)好嗎？我們爬不上去。”他不想使孩子們失望，便準(zhǔn)備爬上樹(shù)去。但是他知道如果把靴子留在地上，這群頑皮的小鬼一定會(huì)把靴子拿走，于是他先把靴子系在腰帶上，然后開(kāi)始爬樹(shù)。 孩子們齊聲說(shuō)：“我們會(huì)替你保管好你的靴子的。”
他回答道：“謝謝你們，不必了。我是個(gè)忙人。替你們?nèi)〉降昂螅揖鸵刂鴺?shù)頂走回家的。”
2.
Sunset
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
日落
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫(huà)的，你知道，她曾在國(guó)外學(xué)過(guò)畫(huà)畫(huà)。
朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本國(guó)還從來(lái)沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)這樣的日落。
3.
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽?zhuān)铱梢猿詢(xún)蓧K蛋糕嗎？
媽媽?zhuān)寒?dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！
本文標(biāo)題：英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)43 - 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事I am a Busy Man
One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."
Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that the mischievous youngsters would make off with his boots if he left them on the ground, he tied them to his waist-band before he started the climb.
"We'll take care of your boots for you!" the children chorused.
"No, thank you!" was he reply. "I am a busy man. And as soon as I've got the eggs for you, I'll make my way home along the tree-tops."
我是個(gè)忙人
有一天，一群頑皮的孩子想捉弄他，便對(duì)他說(shuō)：“那樹(shù)上有鳥(niǎo)蛋，請(qǐng)你替我們拿下來(lái)好嗎？我們爬不上去。”他不想使孩子們失望，便準(zhǔn)備爬上樹(shù)去。但是他知道如果把靴子留在地上，這群頑皮的小鬼一定會(huì)把靴子拿走，于是他先把靴子系在腰帶上，然后開(kāi)始爬樹(shù)。 孩子們齊聲說(shuō)：“我們會(huì)替你保管好你的靴子的。”
他回答道：“謝謝你們，不必了。我是個(gè)忙人。替你們?nèi)〉降昂螅揖鸵刂鴺?shù)頂走回家的。”
2.
Sunset
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
日落
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫(huà)的，你知道，她曾在國(guó)外學(xué)過(guò)畫(huà)畫(huà)。
朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本國(guó)還從來(lái)沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)這樣的日落。
3.
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽?zhuān)铱梢猿詢(xún)蓧K蛋糕嗎？
媽媽?zhuān)寒?dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！
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