英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話44

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1.

Rope or Ox?

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home."

"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!"

"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."

繩子還是公牛？

　　在監(jiān)獄里，一個(gè)人問新來的犯人為什么被關(guān)進(jìn)來。新來的犯人回答說：“我想我真是倒霉。幾天前我在街上走的時(shí)候，看到一根臟繩子，以為沒人要了，便撿起來帶了回家。”

　　“但是，撿一根繩子帶回家并不犯法啊！”

　　“我告訴過你我倒霉了吧？”那個(gè)人嘆了口氣，“麻煩的就是我沒有注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。”

2.

Six or Twelve?

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” said the blonde. “I don‘t think I could ever eat twelve.”

六還是十二？

　　一位金發(fā)女郎走進(jìn)一家比薩店，她說想要一個(gè)中比薩，店員問她希望把比薩切成六塊還是十二塊。“噢，天啊，請(qǐng)幫我切成六塊。”女郎說，“我可不認(rèn)為我可以吃得下十二塊。”

3.

Clean Glass

Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.

Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"

"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."

The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"

干凈的杯子

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三文治。

　　“下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么？”柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問道。

　　喬看了看佛瑞德說：“我想，啤酒吧。對(duì)了，每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德？”

　　“好的，可以。”佛瑞德說。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過去跟柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)說：“我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)干凈的杯子里！別忘了。”

　　柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：“剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的？”

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