Six? Twelve?

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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza， the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into： six or twelve. “Oh， goodness， six please，” said the blonde. “I don't think I could ever eat twelve.”

一位金發女郎走進一家比薩店，她說想要一個中比薩，店員問她希望把比薩切成六塊還是十二塊?！班?，天啊，請幫我切成六塊?！迸烧f，“我可不認為我能吃得下十二塊比薩?！?/p>

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