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雙語笑話 再來一瓶

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A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."


以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進行,一個演講者動情地說:“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系,甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”
這時一個男人大聲喊:“再來一瓶白蘭地!”



                                     

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