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緊挨著奶酪的照片有張老鼠的照片

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One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
一位女士有天看見一只老鼠從廚房地板上竄過去,她挺害怕,就跑出家門,搭上公交車去了商店。在那兒買了個老鼠籠子,店老板告訴她:“放點奶酪在里邊,很快你就會逮著那只老鼠的。”
  那位女士帶著籠子回到家,可她往碗柜里一瞧,沒見著一塊奶酪。因為天色太晚了,她又不想再回店里,就從雜志上剪了張帶奶酪的照片,擱進籠子里。
  沒曾想,這張奶酪圖還挺管用!第二天早上她下到廚房,在籠子里發現,緊挨著奶酪的照片,有張老鼠的照片!


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