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Fidel Castro dies and goes up to heaven. He‘s standing at Heavens gate and St. Peter tells him it was because of what he did to his people，so he will be going to hell. When Fidel gets to hell he tells Satan he left his bags in heaven and needs to go get them. Satan says“I’ll get two of my demons to get them for you.”The demons are in Heaven and they both are wondering where his bags are. One of the demons looks over the gates and they both start climbing the gates and an angel sees them and says“Great he‘s already sending refugees over.”
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