After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."

在將母親下葬之前九個(gè)月后，客戶的當(dāng)?shù)靥介g終于有足夠的錢購(gòu)買昂貴的棺材，他本來想。所以我們挖出尸體轉(zhuǎn)移到他已故的母親到新制棺材。”這副棺材有什么特別？”我問葬禮的承辦人。他回答說，“它有一個(gè)優(yōu)點(diǎn)終生保修。”

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