Kid Joke(2)

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　　It was the end of the school year，and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist‘s son handed her a gift. She shook it，held it overhead，and said，“I bet I know what it is. Flowers.”“That’s right！”the boy said，“But，how did you know？”“Oh，just a wild guess，”she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner‘s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead，shook it，and said，“I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.”“That’s right，but how did you know？”asked the girl.“Oh，just a wild guess，”said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held he package overhead，but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue.“Is it wine？”she asked.“No，”the boy replied，with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process，tasting a larger drop of the leakage.“Is it champagne？”she asked.“No，”the boy replied，with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring，“I give up，what is it？”With great glee，the boy replied，“It‘s a puppy！”SURPRISE！

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