父親在哪兒？

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　　Where is the father？

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　“Look，” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are！”

　　“Yes，” said the younger， “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father？”

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained， “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”

　　父親在哪兒？

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀！”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？”

　　哥哥想了會兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

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