一個前臺小姐的暴笑八級英語
昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，只有自己比較清閑，就面帶微笑的:
前臺小姐:“hello？”
老外:“hi.”
前臺小姐:“you have what thing？”
老外:“can you speak English？ ”
前臺小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking what？”
老外:“can anybody else speak English？ ”
前臺小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak English？”
前臺小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前臺小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come
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