我們是毒蛇嗎
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?"
The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?"
"Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
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