相互吹捧相互忽悠--雙語幽默笑話
one night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。
two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
兩個人站在外面，看著大火。
before i came out, said one, i ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. people don't think of money when they're afraid. when anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. so i took all the bills that i could find. no one will be poorer because i took them.
在我出來之前，其中一個說，我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會把它燒成灰燼，所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了，沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。
you don't know my work, said the other.
你不知道我是干什么的，另一個說。
what is your work?
你是干什么的？
i'm a policeman.
我是警察。
oh! cried the first man. he thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? no, said the policeman.
噢！第一個人喊了一聲，他靈機一動，說：那你知道我是干什么的？不知道。警察說。
i'm a writer. i'm always telling stories about things that never happened.
我是個作家，我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。
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