森林之火
One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. “Husbands are like wood fires； they go out if left unattened.”
“Does that mean，” asked the other， “that they make ashes of themselves？”
一名婦女向她最好的朋友大談雄性動物的特性：“丈夫們就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他們就會燃燒起來。”
“那是不是意味著，”另一個問道，“他們將自己燒成灰燼？”
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