外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹142:逮捕(中英)
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A distinguished professor was arrested yesterday at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Texas while trying to board a flight with a calculator, protractor compass, and slide rule. The security crew immediately searched the elderly man when they saw him boarding with a calculator in his hand. A search of his handbag revealed the devices. The man was charged with carrying instruments of math instruction. Further investigation has revealed he is a member of the A1一Gebra terrorist network.
昨天,一位著名的教授在德克薩斯州休斯頓市的布什國際機場被逮捕。這位教授在登機時攜帶了計算器、量角器、指南針和計算尺等工具。安全檢查人員當看見他手中拿著計算器準備登機時迅速搜查了這個老人。在對他的手提包的搜查中發現了上述設備。這個男人將會被指控攜帶數學教學器具。進一步的調查表明這位教授是一名代數恐怖組織網絡成員。
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