她在她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
一對夫婦已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的夫妻在慶祝他們的第六十個生日，落在同一天。仙女說因?yàn)樗麄冏隽?5年的恩愛夫妻，她將給他們每人一個愿望。妻子想周游世界。仙女揮動她的手，轟！她在她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。接下來，輪到丈夫了。他停了一會兒，然后害羞地說，“嗯，我想要一個比我年輕30歲的女人。”仙女拿起她的魔杖，！他是九十。
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