笑話習題簿11.29
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JOKE:
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I'll leave Oxford this very evening！”
A buzzing noise followed.“What a man of actions！”one said in admiration.“How should we support him and learn from him！”said another.
Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening！”
譯文;
一群學生聚在牛津的校園里，一個年輕人情緒激動地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果系主任不收回他今早對我說的話，我今晚就離開牛津?！?BR> 下面一片喧嘩?！罢媸莻€言出必行的人?！币粋€人艷羨地說。另一個說：“我們要支持他、學習他?！?BR> 突然，一個女孩問道：“系主任對你說什么了，霍波？”
他彎下腰小聲說：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯，呃…他說要我今晚從牛津滾出去?！?BR>Notes:
(1)A crowd of: 一群
(2)on the campus: 在校園里
(3)have no doubt: 沒有疑問、毫無疑問
(4)take back what he said：收回他說的話。也可以說take back his words
(5)very：(a.) 就是那個、正是那個
(6)in admiration： 羨慕地
(7)whispered： whisper的過去式，意為“悄聲說”
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
誰才是真正言出必行的人？
練習答案：
校長。
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