每日一笑 ：(7.26)
"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, " yesterday I had words with my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she would live with her mother. Please help me. Is this a promise or a threat?"
"Do you think there are differences between the two?" his friend asked.
"Yes, quite a lor. If it is a promise, that means that my wife is sure to be with her mother, and if a threat, that my mother-in-law will move and live with us."
許諾還是威脅？
“聽我說，朋友，我遇上麻煩了?！币粋€男人對他的朋友說，“昨天我和妻子吵了一架，他她怒氣沖沖地摔門走了，并聲明說她要和她母親住在一起。你替我想想，這是許諾，還是威脅呢？”
“這兩者有什么區別嗎？”朋友問。
“不，區別太大了。如果它是承諾的話，那就是說它肯定是要和她媽媽一起住；要是威脅呢，那就意味著我岳母要搬到我家來住。”
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