上帝的幽默
Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today ! ---God---
上街記得帶雨傘，今天我也許要灌溉樹木。
If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.---God---
假如你錯(cuò)過(guò)了今天我為你準(zhǔn)備的日出，不要緊，明天我再為你準(zhǔn)備。
How can you possibly be a self-made man ? I specifically recall creating you . ---God--
你怎會(huì)是自我創(chuàng)造的人呢？ 我記得特別清楚是怎么創(chuàng)造你的呀！
Of course I have a sense of humor . I gave you the platypus , didn't I? ---God---
我當(dāng)然有幽默感，我不是為你們創(chuàng)造了鴨嘴獸了嗎？
It's not the end of the world . Not until I say so ,anyway. ---God---
世界末日還沒(méi)到，除非是由我親口說(shuō)的才算。
I hate rules , That's why I only made ten of them . ---God---
我討厭戒條，所以我只定了十條而已！
If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig , you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror . ---God---
如果你認(rèn)為“蒙娜麗莎的微笑”美麗絕倫，那么你應(yīng)該看看我最重要的作品——在鏡子里！
If I gave you everthing you ask for , where would you put it ??? ---God---
要是你所祈求的我全數(shù)應(yīng)許給你，你哪來(lái)那么多地方放呢？
What do I have to do to get your attention ??? Take out an ad in the paper ? ---God-
我要怎樣才能讓你注意到我？？？在報(bào)紙上做廣告嗎？
Nietzche is dead .---God-
尼采已死。
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