英語笑話笑死人不償命21: 一位了不起的天才(雙語)
A Remarkable Talent
一位了不起的天才
"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.
“你相信我可以由鋼琴知道現在幾點鐘嗎？’一位老兄向他的朋友問道。
"You're kidding," replied his companion dubiously.
“別開玩笑了！”他的朋友懷疑地回答。
"I'll show you," said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out a martial tune.
“那我試給你看，”說著那位老兄就坐在鋼琴前開始彈起一首進行曲。
Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting,
幾秒鐘后墻壁傳來捶打聲，一個憤怒的聲音叫道：
"Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it,s three o’clock in the morning?"
“嘿！你他媽的，你知不知道現在是凌晨三點鐘？”
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