一個47歲的老太太去換裝
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am?" The man replies, "You're 30, right?" She says "No, I'm 47, but nice try."
The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, "How old do you think I am?" The man replies, You're 37, right?" The lady says "No, I'm 47, but good guess."
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, "Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties." So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, "You're 47!"
The lady, astonished, asks, "How did you know?"
The old man replies, "I was standing right behind you at McDonald's."
一個47歲的老太太去換裝。結果非常好，她喜歡炫耀她的新面貌。她去報攤問那個人，“先生，你認為我多大？”男人回答說，“你是30，對不對？”她說：“不，我47歲，但很好的說法。”第二天，她去了麥當勞吃午餐，她問柜臺后的小伙子，“你認為我多大了？”那人回答說，你是37個，對不對？”這位女士說：“不，我是47，很好的猜測。”午飯后，她上了車，她問一個85歲的人她有多老。他回答道，“女士，只要把的手放在他的內褲上我可以告訴你女人有多大”她讓他這樣做。他想了一會兒說，“你47！”女士，驚訝，問，“你怎么知道的？”老人回答說，“我就站在你身后麥當勞。”
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