大頭娃娃
A Boy with a Big Head
大頭娃娃
A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
一個小男孩向他母親哭訴道：“他們都取笑我，說我腦袋大。”
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
“別聽他們的，”他母親安慰道，“你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。好啦，別哭了，去商店買十斤土豆來。”
"Where is the shopping bag?"
“購物袋在哪兒？”
"I haven't got one-use your hat
“沒購物袋了――就用你的帽子吧。”
Notes:
（1） make fun of取笑；嘲弄
（2） shopping bag購物袋
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