趣味圖片英語笑話:necrophiliac戀尸癖(雙語)
I guarantee that your mother will be so hot that everyone at the funeral will be saying, 'Well, I'm not necrophiliac, but I was ...'.
我保證你們的母親會熱辣,在葬禮上的每個人都說,“好吧,我不是戀尸癖,但我…”。
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