一個商人走進紐約一家銀行要求貸款官員貸款給他
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.
The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?"
一個商人走進紐約一家銀行要求貸款官員貸款給他。他說他要去歐洲出差2個星期需要借款5000美元。信貸員說銀行需要一些安全這樣的貸款。商人然后移交一輛勞斯萊斯汽車就停在銀行前面街。一切都檢查過了，銀行信貸員接受了汽車做為貸款抵押。店員把汽車開到銀行的地下車庫停在那里。2個星期后回來的商人，償還了5000美元的利息為15.41美元。信貸員說，“我們欣賞你的生意，這筆交易做的很好，但我們有點困惑。你離開的時候，我們檢查并發現你是一個百萬富翁。長期困擾我們的問題就是為什么你會打擾借5000美元嗎？”商人回答：“在紐約市的其他地方我可以把車停在了2周的15美元嗎？”
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