第1419期英語笑話 大手 Big hands
Big hands
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
tudent: Big hands.
譯文:
大手
老師:如果我左手上有7個桔子,右手上有8個桔子。那么我有什么?
學生:大手。
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