一個女人一邊開車一邊織毛衣
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
警察看到一個女人一邊開車一邊織毛衣。警察走近她，說道：“把車貼邊。”
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
女人說：“不是，是一雙襪子！”
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