有沒有人對他這陣兒掛出來的畫作感興趣
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?” With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
有位畫家問畫廊老板，有沒有人對他這陣兒掛出來的畫作感興趣。
“有個好消息，也有個壞消息。”老板回答說，“好消息就是，有位先生問起你的作品，想知道在你死后會不會升值。我告訴他會升值，他就把你15幅畫全買下了。”
“太好了！”畫家驚叫起來，“那壞消息是什么呢？”
畫廊老板有些擔心地說：“那人是你醫生。”
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